Complicated words

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Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: what do you want?

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: i want to know how old you are and where you're from

Stranger: and if ur a girl or a guy

You: k, so

You: if i say 20 f australia

You: what happens next?

Stranger: I will ask you for a pic of yourself

Stranger: so i can masturbate all night

You: you're a pervert

Stranger: ture

Stranger: true*

Stranger: does it matter?

You: not really

You: but i could recommend some sites

You: rather than you freaking out girls on the internet

Stranger: xD

Stranger: Im just kiddin ^^

Stranger: im only bored

You: i'm sure you are

You: just kidding

Stranger: im only here to practice my english so i only write random things

You: yes, the old excuse, i'm practicing my english, so i only told i want to masturbate to pics of you because there are complicated words in it

Stranger: exactly

You: makes sense

Stranger: masturbation is a difficult word for me

You: i can tell you a harder one

You: icosahedron

Stranger: i dont like math

Stranger: i only like sex

You: i don't like people who like sex more than math

You: sorry

Stranger: ur quite boring

Stranger: guess where im from

You: turkey

You: ?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: northern europe

You: hmm

You: russia

Stranger: nope Sweden

Stranger: im 18 but very immature

You: that's nothing to pride yourself with

Stranger: whatever

Stranger: i gotta go

Stranger: come visit me someday

Stranger: bye

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Silvence

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You:

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The battle but not the war

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Stranger: I'M THE KING OF THE CAPS LOCK

You: I'M THE DOUBLE KING OF CAPS LOCK

You: I WIN!

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN UNDER-KING

You: I SHOULD THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEON!

Stranger: NEVER! I WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING !

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Third son of odin

Stranger: could you tell me your asl

You: yes!

You: i come from valhalla, the third son of odin, born before the stars and among the stars

You: I am power and I am strenght

Stranger: i should say you don't need to tell lie

You: the third son of odin, ye who is wiser and stronger than any mortal man, who can slay titans without so much as a sweat does not tell lies

Stranger: 你是神经病吗

You: "You are right Neurology"?

Stranger: 什么？

You: 我的第三个儿子的奥丁

Stranger: your english is good

You: the third son of odin speaks all languages of man

Stranger: i feel you are so strange

You: there is nothing strange in ultimate power over both man and beast

Stranger: you want to go to die

You: only in the day of days which shall bring forth the end of the world will the gods of valhalla find their death

Stranger: can you explain it in chinese

You: 仅在一天之内带来世界末日将神的瓦尔哈拉找到其死亡

Stranger: so deep

Stranger: is it poem

You: tis only the truth beyond all knowledge

Note from you: no idea what any of the chinese means, but apparently it means something. Also I don't know who the third son of odin is and what he does.

Power of my sword

You: Lord of battle I pray on bended knee conquest by the rising sun

You: Ill wait for thy command with flame and blood at hand

You: Glory and a broken sword.

Stranger: You have my blessig, oh mighty warrior

Asian

You: yo

You: i'm asian

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: Where's?

You: in america north of texas

Stranger: Really?

You: small state you can't miss it

You: course

You: where you from?

Stranger: Taiwan

The shadowbane effect

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Stranger: hi

You: yo

Stranger: im asian

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Funny named mobsters part 2

Stranger: hi

You: hello stranger

You: long time no see

You: have you seen jimmy here lately?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: just ran away from the left side to right

You: which way did he go he owes me 5 big ones

Stranger: right side

Stranger: if you go faster you can catch hi

Stranger: him

Stranger: he broke his legs so he can't run fast

You: thanks bro if fat marten gets me before i get the 5 big ones i'll be in trouble

You: and you don't want to be in trouble with fat marten

Stranger: yeah i know

You: remember slim george?

Stranger: he will kick your ass

Stranger: ah ,that boy

You: man that was nasty bro

Stranger: i havent seen him for such a long time

You: you won't either

You: marten's goons got him

You: prickly alice and heins the feather

You: they did him in good

Stranger: ah poor him

Stranger: so whats he doing now?

Stranger: is he really dead or just fucked

You: sleeping with the fishes prolly

You: the dry fish gang that is

You: in the big house

Stranger: ah..

You: reminds me of wise sam, he met the dry fish gang once

You: they fished him good

You: rotten trout, smelly carp

You: the works

Stranger: yeah man

Stranger: really

Stranger: i wanna get out of these things

Stranger: i wanna have a normal life

Stranger: thats because why i am runned away

You: once you're in you can't get out bro

You: believe me i tried

You: they always find you

You: no safehouse is too safe for fat marten

Stranger: ah.. bad

Stranger: but i know a guy named, lester.. he is having a normal life as i heard

You: you mean normal lester?

You: wicked mary's brother?

You: he was never really in

You: not like us bro

Stranger: ah.. i will fuck myself.. how i could get into like this..

You: been asking myself the same question bro

Stranger: whatever.. what are you doing on these days?

You: you know on the run

You: trying to keep a low profile

Stranger: yeah.. same things. about the drugs? how is the thing? best quality?

You: naw man you confuse me with slippery mark

You: he's with those i deal in pens

You: high quality only

Stranger: ah good.. how can i get that? and the money,you know.. i always in trouble with the money

You: i can make you a deal on this swiss pen bro

You: only 50 big ones

Stranger: ah okay. but wait for a month then.. i am on a big job, and i will get 250 big ones at least

You: 250 big ones bro? that's a sweet deal can i get in on it?

Stranger: it must a secret i didn't suppose to tell you

Stranger: but i will try for you man

Stranger: for the things you have done for me

You: thanks bro

You: i'll let you keep half

Stranger: ah okay. let me talk to the big candy

Funny named mobsters

Stranger: haay

You: yo wassup bro

Stranger: nadaaa u?

You: did you see charlie round here

You: he owes me 5 big ones

Stranger: no sorry havnt seen him in a while..

Stranger: u low on the spondoolas?

Stranger: i can lend you?

You: naw brother i don't take money from close friends

Stranger: is ok.

You: in that case can you make it 50 big ones instead?

You: i gotta pay off george and his boys

Stranger: i sure can budddyyy

Stranger: oh shit. i dont want georgy porgy on my case

You: dude i hear he's already after you bro

Stranger: nooo waaay

You: him and alice's goons

Stranger: im guna lay low for a while.

Stranger: man now i feel like a shmuck.

You: ah you're a coward

Stranger: i hear there in cahoots with fat larry..

You: remember ben? he could take them all on himself

Stranger: i aint messing with no fat larry

Stranger: ah ben was a good man..

You: too bad fat larry did him in and ate him

You: that's why they call him fat now

You: before he was skinny larry

You: i remember those days

Stranger: them were the daays.. folks like us were safe to roam the streets

You: now they're on the streets the roofs even the sewers

You: the sewers bro

Stranger: eyes and ears everywhere.

Stranger: no where is safe...

Stranger: quit calling me bro.. ur making me feel like a man

You: what's the bmatter bro? last time i checked you were a man

You: popular with the ladies and everything

Stranger: correct me if im wrong, but i dont think you checked buddyy

You: true that bro

Stranger: thats right. BUDDDY

You: hold on someone's at the door

Stranger: ding a ling a ling

Stranger: is it my pizza/

You: you! this is fat larry

You: we got your buddy and we got him good

Stranger: ohhh shitt... better skidaddle

Stranger: :O

Stranger: no

Stranger: not big martin

You: big marting's history

Stranger: NOOOOO

You: we're gonna come after you next

You: remember what happend to slow fred?

Stranger: ul never find mee

Stranger: NEVEERRR

You: same thing's gonna hapen to you

You: and i don't mean ripping your pants at the company picnic

Stranger: they wont let u get away with this you GOON

You: they? nobody has your back

Stranger: im a stealthy as a train in the night

You: i'm fat larry i own half the town

You: the other half is not worth owning

Stranger: i have a masked vigilante on my side

Stranger: you dont wana messs with me, lady

You: sandwitch grirl?

You: or meatpack man

Stranger: worse.

Stranger: BAGEL BABE

Stranger: your worst nightmare.

You: you didn't read the papers today then

Stranger: why is that.

You: bagel babe chomped by fat larry

You: those were the headlines

Stranger: oh heeeellls no

Stranger: im bamboozled.

You: you're alone and we know where

You: so you'd better pay up before we find you

Stranger: its only a matter of time and il be gone again

Stranger: GONE BABY GONE

You: but you can't cause then we'd find you

You: it's only a matter of time till fat larry has his desert

You: and you'd look mighty fine with a cherry on your head

Stranger: ima thinking of a plan

Stranger: bingo.

Stranger: you;ll never get me now ya chump

You: no i can't believe you've foiled me so easy

Stranger: you better believe it bucko!

You: i'll have to go on a diet now or i'll lose all street cred with the buys

You: they'll call me skinny larry again and it'll be your fault

Stranger: i hear the zone is all the rage

You: you'll remember the name fat larry mark my words

Stranger: your words are marked.

Stranger: ohhh there marked with a big fat marker.

You: permanent?

You: cause that's the only way fat larry likes it

Stranger: etched all over every desk in the city

You: and so i tricked you into doing my work at last

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You: *i say something first*

You: *i say hello and ask the stranger about his or her day*

Stranger: hi, good u?

You: *i come up with a lie to not tip off the stranger of my true intentions, location or past activities*

Stranger: what are your true intentions? lol

You: *i believe the stranger is on to me, I start assimilating his or her brain*

Stranger: haha ok i'm confused

You: *i take advantage of the confusion to implant microdroids behind the stranger's eyes to ease the process of mindcontrol*

You: *i laugh behind my screen as the stranger is clueless about what happened*

Stranger: whoa lol

You: *I'm surprised the stranger is not fully under my control but attempt to hide it and I ask him or her how he or she feels*

Stranger: i feel good u?

You: *i'm secretly feeling my way trough the stranger's memories but reply that i'm feeling well*

Stranger: what do you see?

You: *i confess that I removed my eyes back in the fifth war of shadows and ate them due to starvation and can only see trough my victim's eyes*

You: *i add that it's never anything interesting*

Stranger: my past is very interesting

You: *i know that is a lie, the most interesting thing i found was breakfast*

You: *i however say that i agree*

Stranger: hmm maybe you really didn't see my memories

You: *i am pleased that the mind control is starting to kick in and smile*

You: *i do not alert the stranger to this fact*

You: *i provoke the stranger to reveal why his or her past is so interesting*

Stranger: u tell me? lol

You: *i laugh as i find amusement in the stranger's attempt to test if i really know what i know but i am smarter than that, instead i smile and say that there must indeed be nothing*

Stranger: ok you win lol

You: *my victory over the stranger is complete. as the stranger's mind is in my grasp i begin to wonder what use if any it has to me*

You: *i quickly become uninterested and return the stranger's mind, my army is strong enough as it is, but the next one might not be as lucky*

Stranger: oh thank you

You: *as if i was never there i leave the stranger to his or her fate wishing the stranger a pleasant day*

Stranger: bye

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Always wanted to do this eh?

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Stranger: horny

You: maybe

You: what are you gonna do about it?

Stranger: what are you gonna do to a horny girl

You: well i'd put on my cloak and wizard hat so i can work magic ;)

Stranger: ahah thats an interesting answer

You: then cast a level 50 fireball in her face!

You: then storm of the elder dragons

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Leprechaun ghost

You: o hai!

Stranger: hai!

You: and how are you?

Stranger: very goooooooood

You: great

You: is there a special reason

You: ?

Stranger: ,:(

Stranger: do u like ghosts?

You: i think that they are interesting

Stranger: i dont like them

Stranger: i was one myself you know

You: how did you become a ghost?

Stranger: i died

Stranger: DUH

You: so why are you alive now?

Stranger: i uhh...

Stranger: i took control of somebody

You: aha

Stranger: if i want i an make them gay

You: damn, i was hoping for a hot girl

Stranger: i can be that too!

Stranger: just let me get to a place for surgery

You: nah, not the same thing

Stranger: ...

Stranger: u want me to be both?

You: no

Stranger: are u gay?

Stranger: dont lie to me

Stranger: I SEE ALL

You: well, i presume that if i drink enough

You: i could be

Stranger: UR GAY!?! I KNEW IT!

Stranger: dont play wit urself

You: well, most computer games require you to play with yourself

Stranger: no u play with coded enemies with AI who can blast u if their AI level is really high

Stranger: did u know im a leprachaun?

You: i thought you were a ghost

Stranger: I NEvER SAID THAT!

Stranger: what were u lookin at!?!

You: yes you did

Stranger: no i said i was a leprachaun

You: i think you're lying

Stranger: ur handsome

You: yup, definetly lying

You: :P

Stranger: nuh uh

Stranger: ur hurting my face!

Epicness

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Stranger: be epic

You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!! epic?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: DO

Stranger: NOT

Stranger: WANT

You: WoW epic?

Stranger: NO WOWTARD

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Let's play 20 questions

Q28. I am guessing that it is a woman?
Right, Wrong, Close

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27.		Does it have lights on it? Irrelevant.
26.		Can you make money by selling it? Yes.
25.		Is it useful? Sometimes.
24.		I guessed that it was myself? Wrong.
23.		Does it crawl? Sometimes.
22.		Can you use it at school? Sometimes.
21.		Can it help you find your way? Sometimes.
20.		I guessed that it was a soulmate? Close.
19.		I guessed that it was a chick? Close.
18.		Would you find it in an office? Sometimes.
17.		I guessed that it was the human body? Close.
16.		Is it dangerous? Yes.
15.		Can you find it in a church? Sometimes.
14.		Does it live in cities? Yes.
13.		Does it eat fish? Sometimes.
12.		Do you use it in public? Yes.
11.		Does it have four legs? No.
10.		Is it a herbivore? Sometimes.
9.		Is it black? Sometimes.
8.		Is it a vegetarian? Sometimes.
7.		Can it growl? Yes.
6.		Does it have a spine? Yes.
5.		Does it come in different colours? Yes.
4.		Does it have paws? No.
3.		Is it small? No.
2.		Is it brown? Sometimes.
1.		It is classified as Animal.

It just works

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You: i am not interested in cybering and i'm not a girl

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Daughter of wind

You: greetings

You: friend or foe?

Stranger: hold your fire

Stranger: friend,kammaraden

You: ah goood

You: you are no star child

You: i am blengish daughter of wind

You: i seek refuge

You: have you seen balmik bearer of the black crystal?

Stranger: yeah,he go to the north

You: north?

You: it cannot be

You: that is the path to the shadow marshes

You: home of the children of the fire claw

You: why did you not stop him?

Stranger: i cant

Stranger: he have the emerald sword

Stranger: i shall die if i defy the power of the emerald sword

You: ah true the emerald sword is mighty indeed

You: but the star children are still after me and i must hide

Stranger: hide till the arrive of Tharos

Stranger: when Tharos arrive, we'll strikes back!

You: tharos? who is he for his name i've never heard?

Stranger: Tharos,the Dragon

Stranger: king of the four kingdoms

Stranger: the dawnbringer

Stranger: his power will take down the star children

Stranger: the time is near...wait,my friend

You: a dragon? beings of fire?

You: how can they be trusted to do other than burn and destroy?

Stranger: is a holy dragon

Stranger: dont doubt his power

You: i doubt his powers naught but his intentions

You: surely he is friend of the star children

Stranger: no,they want to destroy tharos,to control the four kingdons

Stranger: but they not!

You: ah then surely we shall find ccommon cause to vanquish them

You: thank you my friend

You: i shall await the coming of tharos

You: and together we shall strike back

Stranger: yes,we must to carry on,and fight till death,if necessary

You: for honor, glory and freedom!

Stranger: wooooooooooooo

Journey

You: greetings child, are you a friend or foe?

Stranger: how could you say im telling you the truth?

You: ah a kindered spirit

You: forsooth it is good i met you

Stranger: met? i think the meetings going on ;)

You: many moons i traveled with only pretenders and tricksters

Stranger: well...you never really know, who the one is you meet

Stranger: you got to learn some facts about him, but youll never learn "him"

You: never him

You: a stranger will always be a stranger

You: never truly a him

You: never truly a her

You: a stranger

You: a being of shadows

Stranger: anyone will stay a stranger in some parts

You: mysterious and unknown

Stranger: but its funny and interesting learning some things about the people you meet

Stranger: even if youll never know them

You: the path, the journey is better more fulfilling than the destination indeed

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: how did you come to that?

You: in my journey i've met many

You: some vile creatures

You: some of great minds

You: i can surely say i know none of them

You: but i am a greater being after meeting them

You: for i watch and i learn

Stranger: everyone can say they know noone and nothing when they start thinking

Stranger: you seem to be a really wise person

You: no one person is truly wise. that is why we live and keep living

You: in search for knowledge understading and wisdom

Stranger: but as you said the search for the knowledge is more fullfilling than the real knowledge...

Stranger: but by saying that you could ask yourself, why would you search for something that isnt that great?

Stranger: btu then you would remember that the search is important,

Stranger: and you could start to look for the search...wouldnt that mean that the search for the search is better than the search for knowledge?

You: the search for knowledge is what makes us wise and knowlegeable. knowledge from a book, hence a short journey has less value than knowlege obtained after a long journey

You: so yes

You: the search for the ideal search now rises

You: but if one starts searching for the ideal search

You: one will eventually search for the best search to find the search

Stranger: and then the search for the ideal search becomes more ideal than the ideal search

You: so one must still search for knowledge to break the chain

Stranger: true

You: and one can only hope their search is rewarding

Stranger: and even this chat is a part of the search for knowledge as we get closer to knowledge about some facts

Stranger: you could say everything you do is a part of the search

You: hence our lives are just a search for death

You: what matters is not how we find it

Stranger: i dont think so

You: what matters is how we got there

Stranger: im not looking for death as i now i dont have to look for it

Stranger: im gonna find it when i got to

Stranger: everyone found it before

You: an interesting concept indeed

You: why search for something you will find anyway

Stranger: right

Stranger: and i guess no one really wants to find it before he has to

You: then what is death if not the destination? the final obstacle to overcome beforee the search is completed?

Stranger: some would say it is only a part of the journey
i think it is more like a obstacle

Stranger: or an eternal distraction from your search

Stranger: who knows?

You: another search another answer

You: or maybe some knowledge we were never menat to have

Stranger: another? or the same from a different starting point?

You: in essence all searches are the same?

You: yes

You: indeed

Stranger: youll never know

Stranger: or youll never know that you already know it