Stranger: haay
You: yo wassup bro
Stranger: nadaaa u?
You: did you see charlie round here
You: he owes me 5 big ones
Stranger: no sorry havnt seen him in a while..
Stranger: u low on the spondoolas?
Stranger: i can lend you?
You: naw brother i don't take money from close friends
Stranger: is ok.
You: in that case can you make it 50 big ones instead?
You: i gotta pay off george and his boys
Stranger: i sure can budddyyy
Stranger: oh shit. i dont want georgy porgy on my case
You: dude i hear he's already after you bro
Stranger: nooo waaay
You: him and alice's goons
Stranger: im guna lay low for a while.
Stranger: man now i feel like a shmuck.
You: ah you're a coward
Stranger: i hear there in cahoots with fat larry..
You: remember ben? he could take them all on himself
Stranger: i aint messing with no fat larry
Stranger: ah ben was a good man..
You: too bad fat larry did him in and ate him
You: that's why they call him fat now
You: before he was skinny larry
You: i remember those days
Stranger: them were the daays.. folks like us were safe to roam the streets
You: now they're on the streets the roofs even the sewers
You: the sewers bro
Stranger: eyes and ears everywhere.
Stranger: no where is safe...
Stranger: quit calling me bro.. ur making me feel like a man
You: what's the bmatter bro? last time i checked you were a man
You: popular with the ladies and everything
Stranger: correct me if im wrong, but i dont think you checked buddyy
You: true that bro
Stranger: thats right. BUDDDY
You: hold on someone's at the door
Stranger: ding a ling a ling
Stranger: is it my pizza/
You: you! this is fat larry
You: we got your buddy and we got him good
Stranger: ohhh shitt... better skidaddle
Stranger: :O
Stranger: no
Stranger: not big martin
You: big marting's history
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: we're gonna come after you next
You: remember what happend to slow fred?
Stranger: ul never find mee
Stranger: NEVEERRR
You: same thing's gonna hapen to you
You: and i don't mean ripping your pants at the company picnic
Stranger: they wont let u get away with this you GOON
You: they? nobody has your back
Stranger: im a stealthy as a train in the night
You: i'm fat larry i own half the town
You: the other half is not worth owning
Stranger: i have a masked vigilante on my side
Stranger: you dont wana messs with me, lady
You: sandwitch grirl?
You: or meatpack man
Stranger: worse.
Stranger: BAGEL BABE
Stranger: your worst nightmare.
You: you didn't read the papers today then
Stranger: why is that.
You: bagel babe chomped by fat larry
You: those were the headlines
Stranger: oh heeeellls no
Stranger: im bamboozled.
You: you're alone and we know where
You: so you'd better pay up before we find you
Stranger: its only a matter of time and il be gone again
Stranger: GONE BABY GONE
You: but you can't cause then we'd find you
You: it's only a matter of time till fat larry has his desert
You: and you'd look mighty fine with a cherry on your head
Stranger: ima thinking of a plan
Stranger: bingo.
Stranger: you;ll never get me now ya chump
You: no i can't believe you've foiled me so easy
Stranger: you better believe it bucko!
You: i'll have to go on a diet now or i'll lose all street cred with the buys
You: they'll call me skinny larry again and it'll be your fault
Stranger: i hear the zone is all the rage
You: you'll remember the name fat larry mark my words
Stranger: your words are marked.
Stranger: ohhh there marked with a big fat marker.
You: permanent?
You: cause that's the only way fat larry likes it
Stranger: etched all over every desk in the city
You: and so i tricked you into doing my work at last
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