Pokebattle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: pokemans?

You: a wild professor oak appears

Stranger: awe shit D:

Stranger: " GO IVYSAUR"

You: proffesor oak uses get children to do your work

You: it's super effective

Stranger: Fuuuu- " IVYSAUR RETURN"

Stranger: " GO FAN BOY TRACY" O:<

You: professor oak becomes confused

You: professor oak hurts himself in his confusion

Stranger: " USE 'ADMIRE' TRACY"

You: stranger has defeated proffesor oak

You: fan boy tracy has gaigned 4xp

Stranger: Level up!

Stranger: +3 Health

Stranger: ;D

You: fan boy tracy is trying to learn professional asskissing

You: but fan boy tracy cannot learn more than 4 moves

You: delete a move to learn professional asskissing?

Stranger: Yes, " Forget 'Bend Over "

You: 1,2,3 poof!

You: fanboy tracy has forgot bend over and has learned professional asskissing

Stranger: ily stranger, but now we must part ways :C

You: :(

Stranger: KEEP BATTLING O:< & if you play gaia then find me on there " Radio Boxes " is my name ;D

You: well it's been fun

Stranger: Good bye~

You: take care

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The oracle has spoken

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Stranger: I am the Oracle. You may ask me one question.

You: oh great oracle

You: hear my plea

You: and answer the question i bring before thee

You: how do magnets work?

Stranger: Polarity.

You: a thousand thousand thanks oh mighty oracle

You: with your infinite wisdom

You: how many i reward you?

Stranger: No need.

You: your generosity is matched only by your limitless intelect oh grat oracle

Stranger: I enjoy you. You have earned another question.

You: oh the fates how they have smiled upon me on this day

You: to win the favour of the mighty oracle

You: oh grat oracle, if i may taint your ears for a second time

You: i set before thee this inquiry:

You: if george has 3 apples and mary has 2 pears, what is the terminal velocity of a hamster in space?

Stranger: Zero.

You: i am speechless and humbled by your vsst knowledge of all that is and ever will be

Stranger: Ask one final question.

You: oh great oracle, how you shower my frail sould with joy by allowing me to ask a third question

You: great oracle, i present to you my third inquiry

You: what should i ask?

Stranger: Anything. Your questions have been answered.

Stranger: Goodbye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Right time, wrong place

Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: from
You: ?
Stranger: us
You: romania
You: 18 year's old amle
You: male*

Stranger: 19 jess female
Stranger: how are you?
You: well i am bored
You: how about you?

Stranger: ha me too. its my friends birthday and we were supposed to go to the fair but its raining. aha. so we're home alone. lmfao
You: lawl
You: so what u up to
You: ?
Stranger: nothing really just watchign tv. haa
Stranger: yeah well im going to go on chatroulet and show my tits. bye'

Hivemind strikes back

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Stranger: hello

You: hello

You: i am the hivemind

You: greetings

Stranger: is that right

Stranger: what kind of hivemind?

Stranger: Tyranid?

You: well..yes actualy

Stranger: YOU WILL BE PURGED, ALIEN

You: or zerg maybe

You: or the media hivemind

You: i'm having trouble deciding

You: it's a bit like a split personality disorder

Stranger: I will purge the unclean

Hivemind

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: greetings earthling

Stranger: to u too

You: how are things on your blue rock?

Stranger: its a pink rock, and it's mpretty cool

Stranger: and how's it going 4 u?

You: yes the hivemind approves of your pink rock

You: it shall be spared

You: the hivemind is well

You: it thanks you for asking

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: lets talk about sth

You: yes propose a subject

Stranger: hmmmmmm

Stranger: got a girlfriend?

You: the hivemind has many queens

Stranger: oh, stop that

So much for talking

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sooooo

Stranger: its time to ahve the talk

Stranger: *have

You: THE talk?

You: oh nno

Stranger: mhhhhmmm

You: no, no

You: i was afraid this day would come

You: i.. i'm not ready

You: must we?

Stranger: how can you be afraid when you don't know what to expect O__O

You: you're right

You: i must be strong

You: face my fears

You: let us have THE talk

Stranger: thats right!

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Best one in a long time

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Stranger: sooooo

You: soooooooo?

Stranger: yeahhhh... soooo anyways

You: so yeah and.. yeah

Stranger: and then uhhhhhh.......... uh huhhh

You: but he... and the other guy did this thing...

You: and yeah

Stranger: and I was like this that and the other... and she said yadad yada

You: i know it's all soooo blabla

Stranger: did you see when that thing... did that thing??

You: yeah and the other ting was sooo like that

Stranger: and he was like "whoa" and I was like "i know"

You: whoa

Stranger: LMAO

Stranger: this is cracking me uo

Stranger: up*

You: heh me too

Stranger: so Hi!

You: hello

Stranger: how are you?

You: doing well enough, tired, bored, hot, thirsty

You: the usual

You: and you?

Stranger: want me to share my iced water? Im good... bored also

You: neah i got some in the fridge thanks

Stranger: well... its not like I have germs... geee

You: it's not you it's me

Stranger: thats what they all say... still they stare at the blister on my lip... its so sad :(

You: i.. didn't even notice it

You: [insert obvious stare here]

Stranger: humph... yeah yea

Stranger: 'S okay

Stranger: I already know. I just cant get rid of it!

You: did you try distracting its attention then running the other way?

Stranger: its like... its attached or something... no trickery seems to work

You: doesn't it say anything in its instruction manual?

Stranger: ummm... it ate the manual

Stranger: so now I am left... attached to it. unable to share with others

You: you.. could always share it with others

Stranger: others wont let me

You: i'm sure plenty of people want a blister to call their own

Stranger: they do like you did

Stranger: deny sharing my iced water

You: well i.. errr am allergic to iced water?

You: it gives me blisters

Stranger: .... really???? I have room temp water toooo!!!

You: err.. that makes me.. uhm...

You: yeah and the other thing

Stranger: lemonade?

You: i'm a lemofobiac

Stranger: gasoline??

You: i'nm afraid lemons will get into my nostrils and i'll suffocate

You: erm.. makes me think of the oil spill?

Stranger: hmmm... then what can I share with you??

You: hmmm

Stranger: its no wonder you are thirsty

Stranger: you cant drink anything

You: yes it's horrible

Stranger: share my pizza?

You: ooooo

You: what's it with?

Stranger: supreme??

You: my favourite flavour

Stranger: so we could share my slice?

You: i suppose

Stranger: it would really help me

Sad mobsters

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: greetings

You: welcome to the sad mobster helpline

You: how may we be of service?

Stranger: well my boss told me to go kill this chap

Stranger: but then i just felt depressed

Stranger: i don't know what to do!

You: well

You: why are you hesitant in fulfilling your obligations to your employer

You: you should feel honoured he requests your help

Stranger: you know, you're right!

Stranger: thank you very much

Stranger: i am much happier now

Stranger: good day to you sir

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Travelling advice

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: could i ask you some traveling advice?

You: sure

Stranger: is it safe to visit the Hotel California

Stranger: ?

You: no

Stranger: why not? may i ask

You: c ause of the eagles

Stranger: ohoh

Stranger: i see what you did thar

Stranger: that was a good one

You: thanks

There's just no pleasing some people

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: Hello!

Stranger: Are you 15?

You: not that i know of

Stranger: Damn

Stranger: You a guy?

Stranger: Just trying to guess =P

You: last i checked

Stranger: From the UK?

You: nope can't say i am

Stranger: You straight?

You: i certainly hope so

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Achievement unlocked

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: what's up?

Stranger: my dick

Stranger: you?

You: how clichee

You: my sales figures

You: since i solfd you that viagra

You: sold*

Stranger: good one

You: been waiting to use it all day

Stranger: i felt the emotion in it

You: i feel like i achieved something today

You: something great

You: that goes beyond my simple mortal existence

Stranger: glad to be apart of it

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ROAR

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You: WIN!

Stranger: YOU WIN! :D

You: you get 5 internets

You: and a cookie

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Who's the pervo again?

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Stranger: hi ive got a problem.. my dick is so hard and it dont get away.. what to do?

You: well

You: you could take a jar of honey

You: dip it in there

You: and sleep naked on the yard

Stranger: youre pervo...

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More mobsters

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Stranger: is it you?

You: why yes.. yes it is

You: who told you?

You: was it franky?

Stranger: no, he died.

Stranger: snitched.

Stranger: i followed you here

You: blast

Stranger: sorrry

You: i knew i should have never trusted timmy the hammer

You: him and his goons are no good

You: do you have the package at least?

Stranger: maaaaybe.

Stranger: i'll trade you

You: sounds fair, yeah, yeah, fair

You: what do you want for it?

Stranger: well, i do need to pay for those surgeries, so how much?

You: well they did give you a great new nose after that .. incident with the chainsaw brothers

You: so i say...

You: 5 big ones?

Stranger: i was actually on about the other surgeries.. my feet have been conjoined for way too long.

Stranger: 7

You: 6

Stranger: 6.5

You: 6.2

Stranger: 6.4

You: 6.3

Stranger: DONE

You: great

Stranger: alright, here you go.

You: i'll have my people send you the money to that swiss account

Stranger: cheers

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This explains why the darkside has cookies

Stranger: asl?

You: so what should we talk about?

Stranger: ahahaa..

Stranger: idk whatever you want

You: i like cookies

Stranger: dont be a jerk

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Lost and found

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?
You: why with me of course
You: there is no pleasure more pleasurable than speaking with me
Stranger: u sure of that?
You: why yes of course
You: i cannot fathom anything but
Stranger: are you up for swapping personal info cause im bored?
You: no, but i am up to swapping it because i am bored
Stranger: ok
You: you may begin
Stranger: u lost ur virginity?
You: i know exactly where it is
You: how would one go about misplacing that is beyond me
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