Pokebattle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: pokemans?
You: a wild professor oak appears
Stranger: awe shit D:
Stranger: " GO IVYSAUR"
You: proffesor oak uses get children to do your work
You: it's super effective
Stranger: Fuuuu- " IVYSAUR RETURN"
Stranger: " GO FAN BOY TRACY" O:<
You: professor oak becomes confused
You: professor oak hurts himself in his confusion
Stranger: " USE 'ADMIRE' TRACY"
You: stranger has defeated proffesor oak
You: fan boy tracy has gaigned 4xp
Stranger: Level up!
Stranger: +3 Health
Stranger: ;D
You: fan boy tracy is trying to learn professional asskissing
You: but fan boy tracy cannot learn more than 4 moves
You: delete a move to learn professional asskissing?
Stranger: Yes, " Forget 'Bend Over "
You: 1,2,3 poof!
You: fanboy tracy has forgot bend over and has learned professional asskissing
Stranger: ily stranger, but now we must part ways :C
You: :(
Stranger: KEEP BATTLING O:< & if you play gaia then find me on there " Radio Boxes " is my name ;D
You: well it's been fun
Stranger: Good bye~
You: take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The oracle has spoken

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I am the Oracle. You may ask me one question.
You: oh great oracle
You: hear my plea
You: and answer the question i bring before thee
You: how do magnets work?
Stranger: Polarity.
You: a thousand thousand thanks oh mighty oracle
You: with your infinite wisdom
You: how many i reward you?
Stranger: No need.
You: your generosity is matched only by your limitless intelect oh grat oracle
Stranger: I enjoy you. You have earned another question.
You: oh the fates how they have smiled upon me on this day
You: to win the favour of the mighty oracle
You: oh grat oracle, if i may taint your ears for a second time
You: i set before thee this inquiry:
You: if george has 3 apples and mary has 2 pears, what is the terminal velocity of a hamster in space?
Stranger: Zero.
You: i am speechless and humbled by your vsst knowledge of all that is and ever will be
Stranger: Ask one final question.
You: oh great oracle, how you shower my frail sould with joy by allowing me to ask a third question
You: great oracle, i present to you my third inquiry
You: what should i ask?
Stranger: Anything. Your questions have been answered.
Stranger: Goodbye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Right time, wrong place

Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: from
You: ?
Stranger: us
You: romania
You: 18 year's old amle
You: male*

Stranger: 19 jess female
Stranger: how are you?
You: well i am bored
You: how about you?

Stranger: ha me too. its my friends birthday and we were supposed to go to the fair but its raining. aha. so we're home alone. lmfao
You: lawl
You: so what u up to
You: ?
Stranger: nothing really just watchign tv. haa
Stranger: yeah well im going to go on chatroulet and show my tits. bye'

Hivemind strikes back

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
You: i am the hivemind
You: greetings
Stranger: is that right
Stranger: what kind of hivemind?
Stranger: Tyranid?
You: well..yes actualy
Stranger: YOU WILL BE PURGED, ALIEN
You: or zerg maybe
You: or the media hivemind
You: i'm having trouble deciding
You: it's a bit like a split personality disorder
Stranger: I will purge the unclean

Hivemind

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: greetings earthling
Stranger: to u too
You: how are things on your blue rock?
Stranger: its a pink rock, and it's mpretty cool
Stranger: and how's it going 4 u?
You: yes the hivemind approves of your pink rock
You: it shall be spared
You: the hivemind is well
You: it thanks you for asking
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: lets talk about sth
You: yes propose a subject
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: got a girlfriend?
You: the hivemind has many queens
Stranger: oh, stop that

So much for talking

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sooooo
Stranger: its time to ahve the talk
Stranger: *have
You: THE talk?
You: oh nno
Stranger: mhhhhmmm
You: no, no
You: i was afraid this day would come
You: i.. i'm not ready
You: must we?
Stranger: how can you be afraid when you don't know what to expect O__O
You: you're right
You: i must be strong
You: face my fears
You: let us have THE talk
Stranger: thats right!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best one in a long time

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sooooo
You: soooooooo?
Stranger: yeahhhh... soooo anyways
You: so yeah and.. yeah
Stranger: and then uhhhhhh.......... uh huhhh
You: but he... and the other guy did this thing...
You: and yeah
Stranger: and I was like this that and the other... and she said yadad yada
You: i know it's all soooo blabla
Stranger: did you see when that thing... did that thing??
You: yeah and the other ting was sooo like that
Stranger: and he was like "whoa" and I was like "i know"
You: whoa
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: this is cracking me uo
Stranger: up*
You: heh me too
Stranger: so Hi!
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: doing well enough, tired, bored, hot, thirsty
You: the usual
You: and you?
Stranger: want me to share my iced water? Im good... bored also
You: neah i got some in the fridge thanks
Stranger: well... its not like I have germs... geee
You: it's not you it's me
Stranger: thats what they all say... still they stare at the blister on my lip... its so sad :(
You: i.. didn't even notice it
You: [insert obvious stare here]
Stranger: humph... yeah yea
Stranger: 'S okay
Stranger: I already know. I just cant get rid of it!
You: did you try distracting its attention then running the other way?
Stranger: its like... its attached or something... no trickery seems to work
You: doesn't it say anything in its instruction manual?
Stranger: ummm... it ate the manual
Stranger: so now I am left... attached to it. unable to share with others
You: you.. could always share it with others
Stranger: others wont let me
You: i'm sure plenty of people want a blister to call their own
Stranger: they do like you did
Stranger: deny sharing my iced water
You: well i.. errr am allergic to iced water?
You: it gives me blisters
Stranger: .... really???? I have room temp water toooo!!!
You: err.. that makes me.. uhm...
You: yeah and the other thing
Stranger: lemonade?
You: i'm a lemofobiac
Stranger: gasoline??
You: i'nm afraid lemons will get into my nostrils and i'll suffocate
You: erm.. makes me think of the oil spill?
Stranger: hmmm... then what can I share with you??
You: hmmm
Stranger: its no wonder you are thirsty
Stranger: you cant drink anything
You: yes it's horrible
Stranger: share my pizza?
You: ooooo
You: what's it with?
Stranger: supreme??
You: my favourite flavour
Stranger: so we could share my slice?
You: i suppose
Stranger: it would really help me

Sad mobsters

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: greetings
You: welcome to the sad mobster helpline
You: how may we be of service?
Stranger: well my boss told me to go kill this chap
Stranger: but then i just felt depressed
Stranger: i don't know what to do!
You: well
You: why are you hesitant in fulfilling your obligations to your employer
You: you should feel honoured he requests your help
Stranger: you know, you're right!
Stranger: thank you very much
Stranger: i am much happier now
Stranger: good day to you sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Travelling advice

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: could i ask you some traveling advice?
You: sure
Stranger: is it safe to visit the Hotel California
Stranger: ?
You: no
Stranger: why not? may i ask
You: c ause of the eagles
Stranger: ohoh
Stranger: i see what you did thar
Stranger: that was a good one
You: thanks

There's just no pleasing some people

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hello!
Stranger: Are you 15?
You: not that i know of
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: You a guy?
Stranger: Just trying to guess =P
You: last i checked
Stranger: From the UK?
You: nope can't say i am
Stranger: You straight?
You: i certainly hope so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Achievement unlocked

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: my dick
Stranger: you?
You: how clichee
You: my sales figures
You: since i solfd you that viagra
You: sold*
Stranger: good one
You: been waiting to use it all day
Stranger: i felt the emotion in it
You: i feel like i achieved something today
You: something great
You: that goes beyond my simple mortal existence
Stranger: glad to be apart of it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ROAR

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: WIN!
Stranger: YOU WIN! :D
You: you get 5 internets
You: and a cookie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Who's the pervo again?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ive got a problem.. my dick is so hard and it dont get away.. what to do?
You: well
You: you could take a jar of honey
You: dip it in there
You: and sleep naked on the yard
Stranger: youre pervo...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

More mobsters

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is it you?
You: why yes.. yes it is
You: who told you?
You: was it franky?
Stranger: no, he died.
Stranger: snitched.
Stranger: i followed you here
You: blast
Stranger: sorrry
You: i knew i should have never trusted timmy the hammer
You: him and his goons are no good
You: do you have the package at least?
Stranger: maaaaybe.
Stranger: i'll trade you
You: sounds fair, yeah, yeah, fair
You: what do you want for it?
Stranger: well, i do need to pay for those surgeries, so how much?
You: well they did give you a great new nose after that .. incident with the chainsaw brothers
You: so i say...
You: 5 big ones?
Stranger: i was actually on about the other surgeries.. my feet have been conjoined for way too long.
Stranger: 7
You: 6
Stranger: 6.5
You: 6.2
Stranger: 6.4
You: 6.3
Stranger: DONE
You: great
Stranger: alright, here you go.
You: i'll have my people send you the money to that swiss account
Stranger: cheers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This explains why the darkside has cookies

Stranger: asl?
You: so what should we talk about?
Stranger: ahahaa..
Stranger: idk whatever you want
You: i like cookies
Stranger: dont be a jerk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lost and found

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?
You: why with me of course
You: there is no pleasure more pleasurable than speaking with me
Stranger: u sure of that?
You: why yes of course
You: i cannot fathom anything but
Stranger: are you up for swapping personal info cause im bored?
You: no, but i am up to swapping it because i am bored
Stranger: ok
You: you may begin
Stranger: u lost ur virginity?
You: i know exactly where it is
You: how would one go about misplacing that is beyond me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.