Pokebattle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: pokemans?

You: a wild professor oak appears

Stranger: awe shit D:

Stranger: " GO IVYSAUR"

You: proffesor oak uses get children to do your work

You: it's super effective

Stranger: Fuuuu- " IVYSAUR RETURN"

Stranger: " GO FAN BOY TRACY" O:<

You: professor oak becomes confused

You: professor oak hurts himself in his confusion

Stranger: " USE 'ADMIRE' TRACY"

You: stranger has defeated proffesor oak

You: fan boy tracy has gaigned 4xp

Stranger: Level up!

Stranger: +3 Health

Stranger: ;D

You: fan boy tracy is trying to learn professional asskissing

You: but fan boy tracy cannot learn more than 4 moves

You: delete a move to learn professional asskissing?

Stranger: Yes, " Forget 'Bend Over "

You: 1,2,3 poof!

You: fanboy tracy has forgot bend over and has learned professional asskissing

Stranger: ily stranger, but now we must part ways :C

You: :(

Stranger: KEEP BATTLING O:< & if you play gaia then find me on there " Radio Boxes " is my name ;D

You: well it's been fun

Stranger: Good bye~

You: take care

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The oracle has spoken

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: I am the Oracle. You may ask me one question.

You: oh great oracle

You: hear my plea

You: and answer the question i bring before thee

You: how do magnets work?

Stranger: Polarity.

You: a thousand thousand thanks oh mighty oracle

You: with your infinite wisdom

You: how many i reward you?

Stranger: No need.

You: your generosity is matched only by your limitless intelect oh grat oracle

Stranger: I enjoy you. You have earned another question.

You: oh the fates how they have smiled upon me on this day

You: to win the favour of the mighty oracle

You: oh grat oracle, if i may taint your ears for a second time

You: i set before thee this inquiry:

You: if george has 3 apples and mary has 2 pears, what is the terminal velocity of a hamster in space?

Stranger: Zero.

You: i am speechless and humbled by your vsst knowledge of all that is and ever will be

Stranger: Ask one final question.

You: oh great oracle, how you shower my frail sould with joy by allowing me to ask a third question

You: great oracle, i present to you my third inquiry

You: what should i ask?

Stranger: Anything. Your questions have been answered.

Stranger: Goodbye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.