More mobsters

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: is it you?

You: why yes.. yes it is

You: who told you?

You: was it franky?

Stranger: no, he died.

Stranger: snitched.

Stranger: i followed you here

You: blast

Stranger: sorrry

You: i knew i should have never trusted timmy the hammer

You: him and his goons are no good

You: do you have the package at least?

Stranger: maaaaybe.

Stranger: i'll trade you

You: sounds fair, yeah, yeah, fair

You: what do you want for it?

Stranger: well, i do need to pay for those surgeries, so how much?

You: well they did give you a great new nose after that .. incident with the chainsaw brothers

You: so i say...

You: 5 big ones?

Stranger: i was actually on about the other surgeries.. my feet have been conjoined for way too long.

Stranger: 7

You: 6

Stranger: 6.5

You: 6.2

Stranger: 6.4

You: 6.3

Stranger: DONE

You: great

Stranger: alright, here you go.

You: i'll have my people send you the money to that swiss account

Stranger: cheers

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This explains why the darkside has cookies

Stranger: asl?

You: so what should we talk about?

Stranger: ahahaa..

Stranger: idk whatever you want

You: i like cookies

Stranger: dont be a jerk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lost and found

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?
You: why with me of course
You: there is no pleasure more pleasurable than speaking with me
Stranger: u sure of that?
You: why yes of course
You: i cannot fathom anything but
Stranger: are you up for swapping personal info cause im bored?
You: no, but i am up to swapping it because i am bored
Stranger: ok
You: you may begin
Stranger: u lost ur virginity?
You: i know exactly where it is
You: how would one go about misplacing that is beyond me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.