Knock knock

Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: hell if i know
You: hell if i know who?
Stranger: im not that good in english to make jokes

The guessing game

You: i'm thinking of something yellow with pink dots
Stranger: If i told you, I did before, told you how I used to be, would you disconnect on me?
You: what is it?
Stranger: My underwear.
You: you guessed
You: no fair
You: you must be cheating
Stranger: Probably.

American English or Brittish English? Two completely diferent languages

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yo
Stranger: Hiho
You: how's it going?
Stranger: ehem :D can you speak english please ?:)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bloodninja/Sir Schmoopy crossover

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: fuuck me?
You: are you a hot girl?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: please fuck me
You: sure, let me get my robe and wizard hat
You: i cast flare
Stranger: ...STOP IMITATING BLOODNINJA
You: lawl
You: so you know about him
Stranger: YES
Stranger: AND I AM THE ONE TRYING TO IMMITATE HIM HERE
Stranger: <.<
You: well, good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.