You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I am the Oracle. You may ask me one question.
You: oh great oracle
You: hear my plea
You: and answer the question i bring before thee
You: how do magnets work?
Stranger: Polarity.
You: a thousand thousand thanks oh mighty oracle
You: with your infinite wisdom
You: how many i reward you?
Stranger: No need.
You: your generosity is matched only by your limitless intelect oh grat oracle
Stranger: I enjoy you. You have earned another question.
You: oh the fates how they have smiled upon me on this day
You: to win the favour of the mighty oracle
You: oh grat oracle, if i may taint your ears for a second time
You: i set before thee this inquiry:
You: if george has 3 apples and mary has 2 pears, what is the terminal velocity of a hamster in space?
Stranger: Zero.
You: i am speechless and humbled by your vsst knowledge of all that is and ever will be
Stranger: Ask one final question.
You: oh great oracle, how you shower my frail sould with joy by allowing me to ask a third question
You: great oracle, i present to you my third inquiry
You: what should i ask?
Stranger: Anything. Your questions have been answered.
Stranger: Goodbye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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