Achievement unlocked

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: my dick
Stranger: you?
You: how clichee
You: my sales figures
You: since i solfd you that viagra
You: sold*
Stranger: good one
You: been waiting to use it all day
Stranger: i felt the emotion in it
You: i feel like i achieved something today
You: something great
You: that goes beyond my simple mortal existence
Stranger: glad to be apart of it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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