You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sooooo
You: soooooooo?
Stranger: yeahhhh... soooo anyways
You: so yeah and.. yeah
Stranger: and then uhhhhhh.......... uh huhhh
You: but he... and the other guy did this thing...
You: and yeah
Stranger: and I was like this that and the other... and she said yadad yada
You: i know it's all soooo blabla
Stranger: did you see when that thing... did that thing??
You: yeah and the other ting was sooo like that
Stranger: and he was like "whoa" and I was like "i know"
You: whoa
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: this is cracking me uo
Stranger: up*
You: heh me too
Stranger: so Hi!
You: hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: doing well enough, tired, bored, hot, thirsty
You: the usual
You: and you?
Stranger: want me to share my iced water? Im good... bored also
You: neah i got some in the fridge thanks
Stranger: well... its not like I have germs... geee
You: it's not you it's me
Stranger: thats what they all say... still they stare at the blister on my lip... its so sad :(
You: i.. didn't even notice it
You: [insert obvious stare here]
Stranger: humph... yeah yea
Stranger: 'S okay
Stranger: I already know. I just cant get rid of it!
You: did you try distracting its attention then running the other way?
Stranger: its like... its attached or something... no trickery seems to work
You: doesn't it say anything in its instruction manual?
Stranger: ummm... it ate the manual
Stranger: so now I am left... attached to it. unable to share with others
You: you.. could always share it with others
Stranger: others wont let me
You: i'm sure plenty of people want a blister to call their own
Stranger: they do like you did
Stranger: deny sharing my iced water
You: well i.. errr am allergic to iced water?
You: it gives me blisters
Stranger: .... really???? I have room temp water toooo!!!
You: err.. that makes me.. uhm...
You: yeah and the other thing
Stranger: lemonade?
You: i'm a lemofobiac
Stranger: gasoline??
You: i'nm afraid lemons will get into my nostrils and i'll suffocate
You: erm.. makes me think of the oil spill?
Stranger: hmmm... then what can I share with you??
You: hmmm
Stranger: its no wonder you are thirsty
Stranger: you cant drink anything
You: yes it's horrible
Stranger: share my pizza?
You: ooooo
You: what's it with?
Stranger: supreme??
You: my favourite flavour
Stranger: so we could share my slice?
You: i suppose
Stranger: it would really help me
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