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Silvence

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You:
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The battle but not the war

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Stranger: I'M THE KING OF THE CAPS LOCK
You: I'M THE DOUBLE KING OF CAPS LOCK
You: I WIN!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN UNDER-KING
You: I SHOULD THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEON!
Stranger: NEVER! I WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING !
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Asian

You: yo
You: i'm asian
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Where's?
You: in america north of texas
Stranger: Really?
You: small state you can't miss it
You: course
You: where you from?
Stranger: Taiwan

The shadowbane effect

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Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: im asian
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Epicness

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Stranger: be epic
You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!! epic?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DO
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: WANT
You: WoW epic?
Stranger: NO WOWTARD
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It just works

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You: i am not interested in cybering and i'm not a girl
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