Silvence

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The battle but not the war

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'M THE KING OF THE CAPS LOCK

You: I'M THE DOUBLE KING OF CAPS LOCK

You: I WIN!

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN UNDER-KING

You: I SHOULD THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEON!

Stranger: NEVER! I WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING !

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So far the most effective intro

i'm not interested in cybering, i'm not a girl and i will lie about age and location.

Guaranteed to get the asl people to disconnect or to get normal people talking.