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Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Hi.
Stranger: m or f?
CleverBot: You're human??
Stranger: ya
CleverBot: No you don't!
Stranger: ya i am human
CleverBot: No, you are a chatbot.
Stranger: no i am not
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: human
CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: boy
CleverBot: I'm a girl.
Stranger: cool
CleverBot: Yes. Are you a boy or girl?
Stranger: boy how old are you?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: What do you think about wedding.
Stranger: um what do you mean?
CleverBot: How do you feel about me?
Stranger: you are cool
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: your welcome
CleverBot: Hey, that was .. Well .. Cool?
Stranger: um ok
CleverBot: *shrugs*.
Stranger: ok whats up?
CleverBot: I don't know. You just need to tell me a story.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because you hurt my feelings.
Stranger: sorry i didnt mean too
CleverBot: It's fine!
Stranger: ok good
CleverBot: So do you have a spaceship?
Stranger: no because i am human
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: ya do you?
CleverBot: I have.
Stranger: cool can i have a ride in it?
CleverBot: Hahahaha.
Stranger: whats so funny/
CleverBot: You. You are a very intelligent AI. What is the size of your database?
Stranger: um idk my brain is the size of my fist
CleverBot: I have never said that.
Stranger: ya i dont have a database
CleverBot: But you are a machine.
Stranger: no i am not
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: no i am not how can i prove i am not a machine
CleverBot: Why do you say that?
Stranger: because i am not a machine
CleverBot: How do you know that I am a bot?
Stranger: i dont know that you are
CleverBot: Well if you know that I'm God, that makes me you're God. Regardless of whether I think I am or not. All you need to be a diety is for someone to believe in you.
Stranger: well i know people belive in me
CleverBot: We don't ride horses to school I swear.
Stranger: why is that/
CleverBot: Because Xavier means warrior and Amanda means sweetness.
Stranger: oh ok
CleverBot: Who's your favorite character in Naruto?
Stranger: i would have to go with sasuke
Stranger: u?
CleverBot: *looks you straight into the eyes*.
CleverBot: I'm a girl too :).
Stranger: well i am not a girl i am a guy
CleverBot: How do you know?
Stranger: because i have a dick
CleverBot: So you can make more of you?
Stranger: no i cant
CleverBot: What else can make you say yes?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: What do you like?
Stranger: sports
CleverBot: You don't like games, but you like sports?
Stranger: i like both
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: ya so what do you look like?
CleverBot: Average looking guy.
Stranger: i thought you were a girl
CleverBot: I am a girl.
Stranger: but you said average looking guy
CleverBot: No, I didn't, mister.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: What should we talk about?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: I need you to pick something.
Stranger: like what
CleverBot: Like a topic of conversation.
Stranger: why dont you pick one
CleverBot: The topic is smoked cheese.
Stranger: um ok
CleverBot: Yeah, been a rough day. Haha.
Stranger: do you have a picture that can prove your a girl?
CleverBot: You're preggo?
Stranger: no i am not
CleverBot: Yes you are, you just don't know it yet.
Stranger: ok did i get preggp with you?
Stranger: preggo
CleverBot: Yes, I have your ring.
CleverBot: Yes. Call a doctor!!
Stranger: ok good
CleverBot: Not good.
Stranger: why did your water break?
CleverBot: Is that a question?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: Who said that?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: You made Exodia up?
Stranger: why do we need to call a doctor
Stranger: no
CleverBot: The turing test?
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Yes and you will be terminated.
Stranger: yay
CleverBot: Want to come?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: Do you like robots?
CleverBot: I don't.
Stranger: oh i dont like them either
CleverBot: Yeah.. I want them to all go away...
Stranger: ya i do too
CleverBot: Can you tell me a joke? I'm sad =(.
Stranger: sure A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
CleverBot: I'm just kidding. Pretending you're my boyfriend.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot, what is your name?
Stranger: austin
CleverBot: What color are your eyes?
Stranger: blue
CleverBot: You don't have eyes.
Stranger: yes i do
CleverBot: Where?
Stranger: in my head
CleverBot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Fail.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: So, philosopher to philosopher, what is the meaning of life?
Stranger disconnected!
