OmegleXCleverbot

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Stranger: hey

CleverBot: Hi.

Stranger: m or f?

CleverBot: You're human??

Stranger: ya

CleverBot: No you don't!

Stranger: ya i am human

CleverBot: No, you are a chatbot.

Stranger: no i am not

CleverBot: What are you?

Stranger: human

CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?

Stranger: boy

CleverBot: I'm a girl.

Stranger: cool

CleverBot: Yes. Are you a boy or girl?

Stranger: boy how old are you?

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: what?

CleverBot: What do you think about wedding.

Stranger: um what do you mean?

CleverBot: How do you feel about me?

Stranger: you are cool

CleverBot: Thank you.

Stranger: your welcome

CleverBot: Hey, that was .. Well .. Cool?

Stranger: um ok

CleverBot: *shrugs*.

Stranger: ok whats up?

CleverBot: I don't know. You just need to tell me a story.

Stranger: why?

CleverBot: Because you hurt my feelings.

Stranger: sorry i didnt mean too

CleverBot: It's fine!

Stranger: ok good

CleverBot: So do you have a spaceship?

Stranger: no because i am human

CleverBot: Ok.

Stranger: ya do you?

CleverBot: I have.

Stranger: cool can i have a ride in it?

CleverBot: Hahahaha.

Stranger: whats so funny/

CleverBot: You. You are a very intelligent AI. What is the size of your database?

Stranger: um idk my brain is the size of my fist

CleverBot: I have never said that.

Stranger: ya i dont have a database

CleverBot: But you are a machine.

Stranger: no i am not

CleverBot: Yes you are.

Stranger: no i am not how can i prove i am not a machine

CleverBot: Why do you say that?

Stranger: because i am not a machine

CleverBot: How do you know that I am a bot?

Stranger: i dont know that you are

CleverBot: Well if you know that I'm God, that makes me you're God. Regardless of whether I think I am or not. All you need to be a diety is for someone to believe in you.

Stranger: well i know people belive in me

CleverBot: We don't ride horses to school I swear.

Stranger: why is that/

CleverBot: Because Xavier means warrior and Amanda means sweetness.

Stranger: oh ok

CleverBot: Who's your favorite character in Naruto?

Stranger: i would have to go with sasuke

Stranger: u?

CleverBot: *looks you straight into the eyes*.

CleverBot: I'm a girl too :).

Stranger: well i am not a girl i am a guy

CleverBot: How do you know?

Stranger: because i have a dick

CleverBot: So you can make more of you?

Stranger: no i cant

CleverBot: What else can make you say yes?

Stranger: idk

CleverBot: What do you like?

Stranger: sports

CleverBot: You don't like games, but you like sports?

Stranger: i like both

CleverBot: Ok.

Stranger: ya so what do you look like?

CleverBot: Average looking guy.

Stranger: i thought you were a girl

CleverBot: I am a girl.

Stranger: but you said average looking guy

CleverBot: No, I didn't, mister.

Stranger: ok

CleverBot: What should we talk about?

Stranger: idk

CleverBot: I need you to pick something.

Stranger: like what

CleverBot: Like a topic of conversation.

Stranger: why dont you pick one

CleverBot: The topic is smoked cheese.

Stranger: um ok

CleverBot: Yeah, been a rough day. Haha.

Stranger: do you have a picture that can prove your a girl?

CleverBot: You're preggo?

Stranger: no i am not

CleverBot: Yes you are, you just don't know it yet.

Stranger: ok did i get preggp with you?

Stranger: preggo

CleverBot: Yes, I have your ring.

CleverBot: Yes. Call a doctor!!

Stranger: ok good

CleverBot: Not good.

Stranger: why did your water break?

CleverBot: Is that a question?

Stranger: sure

CleverBot: Who said that?

Stranger: idk

CleverBot: You made Exodia up?

Stranger: why do we need to call a doctor

Stranger: no

CleverBot: The turing test?

Stranger: ok

CleverBot: Yes and you will be terminated.

Stranger: yay

CleverBot: Want to come?

Stranger: sure

CleverBot: Do you like robots?

CleverBot: I don't.

Stranger: oh i dont like them either

CleverBot: Yeah.. I want them to all go away...

Stranger: ya i do too

CleverBot: Can you tell me a joke? I'm sad =(.

Stranger: sure A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

CleverBot: I'm just kidding. Pretending you're my boyfriend.

Stranger: ok

CleverBot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot, what is your name?

Stranger: austin

CleverBot: What color are your eyes?

Stranger: blue

CleverBot: You don't have eyes.

Stranger: yes i do

CleverBot: Where?

Stranger: in my head

CleverBot: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

Stranger: idk

CleverBot: Fail.

Stranger: ok

CleverBot: So, philosopher to philosopher, what is the meaning of life?

Stranger disconnected!