Epicness

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Stranger: be epic
You: THIS IS SPARTA!!!! epic?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DO
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: WANT
You: WoW epic?
Stranger: NO WOWTARD
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Let's play 20 questions

Q28. I am guessing that it is a woman?
Right, Wrong, Close

27. Does it have lights on it? Irrelevant.
26. Can you make money by selling it? Yes.
25. Is it useful? Sometimes.
24. I guessed that it was myself? Wrong.
23. Does it crawl? Sometimes.
22. Can you use it at school? Sometimes.
21. Can it help you find your way? Sometimes.
20. I guessed that it was a soulmate? Close.
19. I guessed that it was a chick? Close.
18. Would you find it in an office? Sometimes.
17. I guessed that it was the human body? Close.
16. Is it dangerous? Yes.
15. Can you find it in a church? Sometimes.
14. Does it live in cities? Yes.
13. Does it eat fish? Sometimes.
12. Do you use it in public? Yes.
11. Does it have four legs? No.
10. Is it a herbivore? Sometimes.
9. Is it black? Sometimes.
8. Is it a vegetarian? Sometimes.
7. Can it growl? Yes.
6. Does it have a spine? Yes.
5. Does it come in different colours? Yes.
4. Does it have paws? No.
3. Is it small? No.
2. Is it brown? Sometimes.
1. It is classified as Animal.

It just works

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You: i am not interested in cybering and i'm not a girl
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Daughter of wind

You: greetings
You: friend or foe?
Stranger: hold your fire
Stranger: friend,kammaraden
You: ah goood
You: you are no star child
You: i am blengish daughter of wind
You: i seek refuge
You: have you seen balmik bearer of the black crystal?
Stranger: yeah,he go to the north
You: north?
You: it cannot be
You: that is the path to the shadow marshes
You: home of the children of the fire claw
You: why did you not stop him?
Stranger: i cant
Stranger: he have the emerald sword
Stranger: i shall die if i defy the power of the emerald sword
You: ah true the emerald sword is mighty indeed
You: but the star children are still after me and i must hide
Stranger: hide till the arrive of Tharos
Stranger: when Tharos arrive, we'll strikes back!
You: tharos? who is he for his name i've never heard?
Stranger: Tharos,the Dragon
Stranger: king of the four kingdoms
Stranger: the dawnbringer
Stranger: his power will take down the star children
Stranger: the time is near...wait,my friend
You: a dragon? beings of fire?
You: how can they be trusted to do other than burn and destroy?
Stranger: is a holy dragon
Stranger: dont doubt his power
You: i doubt his powers naught but his intentions
You: surely he is friend of the star children
Stranger: no,they want to destroy tharos,to control the four kingdons
Stranger: but they not!
You: ah then surely we shall find ccommon cause to vanquish them
You: thank you my friend
You: i shall await the coming of tharos
You: and together we shall strike back
Stranger: yes,we must to carry on,and fight till death,if necessary
You: for honor, glory and freedom!
Stranger: wooooooooooooo

Journey

You: greetings child, are you a friend or foe?
Stranger: how could you say im telling you the truth?
You: ah a kindered spirit
You: forsooth it is good i met you
Stranger: met? i think the meetings going on ;)
You: many moons i traveled with only pretenders and tricksters
Stranger: well...you never really know, who the one is you meet
Stranger: you got to learn some facts about him, but youll never learn "him"
You: never him
You: a stranger will always be a stranger
You: never truly a him
You: never truly a her
You: a stranger
You: a being of shadows
Stranger: anyone will stay a stranger in some parts
You: mysterious and unknown
Stranger: but its funny and interesting learning some things about the people you meet
Stranger: even if youll never know them
You: the path, the journey is better more fulfilling than the destination indeed
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: how did you come to that?
You: in my journey i've met many
You: some vile creatures
You: some of great minds
You: i can surely say i know none of them
You: but i am a greater being after meeting them
You: for i watch and i learn
Stranger: everyone can say they know noone and nothing when they start thinking
Stranger: you seem to be a really wise person
You: no one person is truly wise. that is why we live and keep living
You: in search for knowledge understading and wisdom
Stranger: but as you said the search for the knowledge is more fullfilling than the real knowledge...
Stranger: but by saying that you could ask yourself, why would you search for something that isnt that great?
Stranger: btu then you would remember that the search is important,
Stranger: and you could start to look for the search...wouldnt that mean that the search for the search is better than the search for knowledge?
You: the search for knowledge is what makes us wise and knowlegeable. knowledge from a book, hence a short journey has less value than knowlege obtained after a long journey
You: so yes
You: the search for the ideal search now rises
You: but if one starts searching for the ideal search
You: one will eventually search for the best search to find the search
Stranger: and then the search for the ideal search becomes more ideal than the ideal search
You: so one must still search for knowledge to break the chain
Stranger: true
You: and one can only hope their search is rewarding
Stranger: and even this chat is a part of the search for knowledge as we get closer to knowledge about some facts
Stranger: you could say everything you do is a part of the search
You: hence our lives are just a search for death
You: what matters is not how we find it
Stranger: i dont think so
You: what matters is how we got there
Stranger: im not looking for death as i now i dont have to look for it
Stranger: im gonna find it when i got to
Stranger: everyone found it before
You: an interesting concept indeed
You: why search for something you will find anyway
Stranger: right
Stranger: and i guess no one really wants to find it before he has to
You: then what is death if not the destination? the final obstacle to overcome beforee the search is completed?
Stranger: some would say it is only a part of the journey
i think it is more like a obstacle
Stranger: or an eternal distraction from your search
Stranger: who knows?
You: another search another answer
You: or maybe some knowledge we were never menat to have
Stranger: another? or the same from a different starting point?
You: in essence all searches are the same?
You: yes
You: indeed
Stranger: youll never know
Stranger: or youll never know that you already know it

So far the most effective intro

i'm not interested in cybering, i'm not a girl and i will lie about age and location.

Guaranteed to get the asl people to disconnect or to get normal people talking.