Bastard breakup

You: we need to talk

Stranger: we do?

You: i'm breaking up with you

Stranger: but...but...

You: i know it's hard for both of us

Stranger: but i love you

Stranger: WHYYYYY

You: it's not you it's me

You: i like someone else

Stranger: WHO

Stranger: WHAT DO THEY HAVE THAT I DON'T

You: bigger boobs

You: i meant

You: nothing

Stranger: ;_;

Stranger: don't do this

Stranger: this is a mistake!

You: i'm sorry

You: we can still be friends

Stranger: i want my kangaroo back

You: not really, but i'll pretend for a while till you lose interest

You: i sold it

Stranger: YOU SICK BASTARD

You: i'll make it up to you

Stranger: and how will you do that

You: do you like cats?

Stranger: well sure

You: i'll get you a cat

Stranger: I DON'T WANT A CAT

Stranger: I WANT YOUR LOOOOVE

You: please, don't be mad at me, it's my fault

You: you'll find someone better

You: i'm sure of it

Stranger: i'd catch a grenade for yaaaa

Stranger: throw my hand on a blade for yaaaa

You: judging by your face you already did

Stranger: something something

Stranger: T_T

You: well, now that we have this sorted out

You: i can go fuck better looking people

You: bye bye

Stranger: have fun with that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pokebattle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: pokemans?

You: a wild professor oak appears

Stranger: awe shit D:

Stranger: " GO IVYSAUR"

You: proffesor oak uses get children to do your work

You: it's super effective

Stranger: Fuuuu- " IVYSAUR RETURN"

Stranger: " GO FAN BOY TRACY" O:<

You: professor oak becomes confused

You: professor oak hurts himself in his confusion

Stranger: " USE 'ADMIRE' TRACY"

You: stranger has defeated proffesor oak

You: fan boy tracy has gaigned 4xp

Stranger: Level up!

Stranger: +3 Health

Stranger: ;D

You: fan boy tracy is trying to learn professional asskissing

You: but fan boy tracy cannot learn more than 4 moves

You: delete a move to learn professional asskissing?

Stranger: Yes, " Forget 'Bend Over "

You: 1,2,3 poof!

You: fanboy tracy has forgot bend over and has learned professional asskissing

Stranger: ily stranger, but now we must part ways :C

You: :(

Stranger: KEEP BATTLING O:< & if you play gaia then find me on there " Radio Boxes " is my name ;D

You: well it's been fun

Stranger: Good bye~

You: take care

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The oracle has spoken

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: I am the Oracle. You may ask me one question.

You: oh great oracle

You: hear my plea

You: and answer the question i bring before thee

You: how do magnets work?

Stranger: Polarity.

You: a thousand thousand thanks oh mighty oracle

You: with your infinite wisdom

You: how many i reward you?

Stranger: No need.

You: your generosity is matched only by your limitless intelect oh grat oracle

Stranger: I enjoy you. You have earned another question.

You: oh the fates how they have smiled upon me on this day

You: to win the favour of the mighty oracle

You: oh grat oracle, if i may taint your ears for a second time

You: i set before thee this inquiry:

You: if george has 3 apples and mary has 2 pears, what is the terminal velocity of a hamster in space?

Stranger: Zero.

You: i am speechless and humbled by your vsst knowledge of all that is and ever will be

Stranger: Ask one final question.

You: oh great oracle, how you shower my frail sould with joy by allowing me to ask a third question

You: great oracle, i present to you my third inquiry

You: what should i ask?

Stranger: Anything. Your questions have been answered.

Stranger: Goodbye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Right time, wrong place

Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: from
You: ?
Stranger: us
You: romania
You: 18 year's old amle
You: male*

Stranger: 19 jess female
Stranger: how are you?
You: well i am bored
You: how about you?

Stranger: ha me too. its my friends birthday and we were supposed to go to the fair but its raining. aha. so we're home alone. lmfao
You: lawl
You: so what u up to
You: ?
Stranger: nothing really just watchign tv. haa
Stranger: yeah well im going to go on chatroulet and show my tits. bye'

Hivemind strikes back

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hello

You: i am the hivemind

You: greetings

Stranger: is that right

Stranger: what kind of hivemind?

Stranger: Tyranid?

You: well..yes actualy

Stranger: YOU WILL BE PURGED, ALIEN

You: or zerg maybe

You: or the media hivemind

You: i'm having trouble deciding

You: it's a bit like a split personality disorder

Stranger: I will purge the unclean

Hivemind

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: greetings earthling

Stranger: to u too

You: how are things on your blue rock?

Stranger: its a pink rock, and it's mpretty cool

Stranger: and how's it going 4 u?

You: yes the hivemind approves of your pink rock

You: it shall be spared

You: the hivemind is well

You: it thanks you for asking

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: lets talk about sth

You: yes propose a subject

Stranger: hmmmmmm

Stranger: got a girlfriend?

You: the hivemind has many queens

Stranger: oh, stop that

So much for talking

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: sooooo

Stranger: its time to ahve the talk

Stranger: *have

You: THE talk?

You: oh nno

Stranger: mhhhhmmm

You: no, no

You: i was afraid this day would come

You: i.. i'm not ready

You: must we?

Stranger: how can you be afraid when you don't know what to expect O__O

You: you're right

You: i must be strong

You: face my fears

You: let us have THE talk

Stranger: thats right!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.