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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: sir i have the coolest president in the world.
You: would you say he is cooler than a cucumber?
You: oh golly sir! that is cool indeed
Stranger: oh how splendid
Stranger: u british chap?
You: no good sit m'afraid i'm not
You: and i did mean sir of course
Stranger: well im not a sir
Stranger: good sense of humor u have
Stranger: ever met the queen of england?
Stranger: i look like her
You: i would think a queen looks at things as normal people
Stranger: where do u hail from?
You: i hail from where my home is
You: and my home is where i am
Stranger: i should be working
Stranger: but i gave myslef a mini break
You: ah, good, all work and no play
Stranger: listen stranger
Stranger: dont get hostile with me
Stranger: why, ur a little on the crazy side
You: why thank you kindly
You: quite positively bored to the bone
Stranger: my boss just saw me
You: take care and have a smashing day
Stranger: um in deep shit
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