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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: sir i have the coolest president in the world.
You: have you sir?
Stranger: have i what
You: would you say he is cooler than a cucumber?
Stranger: yess
Stranger: much cooler
You: oh golly sir! that is cool indeed
Stranger: oh how splendid
Stranger: u british chap?
You: no good sit m'afraid i'm not
You: and i did mean sir of course
Stranger: well im not a sir
You: are you a madam?
Stranger: yes
You: or a lady?
You: a chap?
You: a fellow?
You: oh how delightful
Stranger: good sense of humor u have
Stranger: ever met the queen of england?
You: can't say i have
Stranger: well i have
Stranger: some even say
Stranger: i look like her
You: i would think a queen looks at things as normal people
Stranger: where do u hail from?
You: i hail from where my home is
You: and my home is where i am
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: im at work
Stranger: i should be working
Stranger: but i gave myslef a mini break
You: ah, good, all work and no play
Stranger: listen stranger
Stranger: dont get hostile with me
You: yes mam
Stranger: madam to u
You: yes madam sir!
Stranger: why, ur a little on the crazy side
Stranger: arent u
You: why thank you kindly
Stranger: u bored bro...
You: quite positively bored to the bone
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: my boss just saw me
You: take care and have a smashing day
Stranger: um in deep shit
Stranger: u too
Stranger: lol
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